Warning: The following minutes may cause excessive eye strain, dizziness, and existential dread. Proceed with caution.
Meeting Minutes, 3:47 AM, 4/1/2023
Attended by: Bob, Karen, and 5 other brave souls
Agenda:
Discussion:
Bob: "I've found the perfect ratio of coffee to creamer! 3:1, no question."
Karen: "But what about the existential implications of creamer addiction?!"
Bob: "Shut up, Karen, you're just jealous of my refined taste."