Agenda Item 2: "The Caffeine-Induced Time-Space Continuum Collapse"

At 8:00 AM, the team will attempt to recall why they agreed to this meeting in the first place.

Following a 15-minute break to rehydrate, we will dive into the intricacies of last week's meeting minutes, which somehow became sentient and are now plotting against us.

After a 30-minute discussion about the importance of clear communication, we will take a 30-minute break to consume an excessive amount of caffeine and reevaluate our life choices.

Back at 10:00 AM, we will attempt to resolve the crisis of the "TPS Report," which has somehow become a metaphor for our existential dread.

At 11:30 AM, we will adjourn, realizing we've only just begun.

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