Meeting Minutes for Over-Caffeinated Meeting #3
Attendees:
- John, who was totally on it, but had 3 cups of coffee
- Jane, who was on fire, but had 4 cups of coffee
- Bob, who was on the brink of collapse, but had 5 cups of coffee
Discussion Points:
- Whether it's possible to fit 10 cups of coffee into a standard office mug
- The implications of a society where people are forced to drink coffee through IV
- Whether or not the meeting was actually a success (spoiler: it wasn't)
Action Items:
- John will attempt to break the world record for most cups of coffee in a meeting room
- Jane will start a support group for people who are addicted to coffee
- Bob will... uh... actually, Bob just fell asleep and we're still waiting on him to wake up
Next meeting: Meeting #4: The Dark Ages of Caffeine Deprivation
Also see: Meeting #5: The Caffeine-Fueled Time Traveler