Meeting Minutes for Over-Caffeinated Meeting #3

Attendees:

• John, who was totally on it, but had 3 cups of coffee
• Jane, who was on fire, but had 4 cups of coffee
• Bob, who was on the brink of collapse, but had 5 cups of coffee

Discussion Points:

• Whether it's possible to fit 10 cups of coffee into a standard office mug
• The implications of a society where people are forced to drink coffee through IV
• Whether or not the meeting was actually a success (spoiler: it wasn't)

Action Items:

• John will attempt to break the world record for most cups of coffee in a meeting room
• Jane will start a support group for people who are addicted to coffee
• Bob will... uh... actually, Bob just fell asleep and we're still waiting on him to wake up

Next meeting: Meeting #4: The Dark Ages of Caffeine Deprivation

Also see: Meeting #5: The Caffeine-Fueled Time Traveler