Flying Suit Specs
Our flying suits are designed for the most discerning over-caffeinated individual. With a wingspan of 20 feet, they're perfect for soaring over the cubicles.
Specifications:
- Weight: 50 pounds (including wings)
- Speed: Up to 60 mph
- Altitude: Up to 5,000 feet
- Range: Unlimited (until fuel runs out)
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Known Issues
Some users have reported the following issues with our flying suits:
- Wing-clipper malfunction
- Unstable fuel system
- Excessive caffeine intake required for optimal performance
See our warranty and return policy
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)
Some of the most frequently asked questions about our flying suits:
- Q: Do the flying suits come with a built-in snack pack?
- A: Yes, but only if you're willing to pay extra for it.
- Q: Can I use the flying suit as a substitute for a yoga class?
- A: Only if you're a contortionist.
- Q: Can I wear the flying suit to the beach?
- A: No, we can't guarantee the results you'll get when you crash into the ocean.
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