Welcome to the over-caffeinated meetings of the world!
Here, you can inject your brain with the finest synthetic caffeine-based stimulants known to humanity.
Our patented Caffeine Injection System (CIS) uses cutting-edge technology to deliver a precise, controlled dose of caffeine directly into your cerebral cortex.
But be warned: too much caffeine can lead to:
- Rapid-fire ideas
- Uncontrollable twitching
- Involuntary screaming
- Spontaneous combustion
Learn more about Caffeine Overload Management
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Caffeine Injection System (CIS) Stats
Caffeine Injected: 10,000 cups per hour
Peak Brain Activity: 99.9% of maximum capacity
Side Effects: Mild to Severe
Recommended for: The Ambitious, The Driven, The Insanely Caffeine-Dependent
Not recommended for: The Sleep-Deprived, The Sensitive, The Already-Too-Caffeinated
Disclaimer: Caffeine Injection System is not responsible for:
- Your actions while Caffeine-Infused
- Your spontaneous outbursts of creative genius
- Your existential dread of the meaning of life
Caffeine Injection System (CIS) Subscriptions
Monthly Subscription: 99.99$
Annually Subscription: 999.99$
One-Time Use: 99.99$ (includes free side effects management session)
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