What to Wear for an Awkward Meeting?

You're heading into the depths of corporate despair. Don't forget to wear:

• A "I'm not sure I'm here for this" expression
• A "Please don't talk to me" name tag
• A "I'm secretly judging you" outfit
• A "I'm just here for the free donuts" apron

Recommended Accessories:

• A "World's okayest meeting planner" trophy
• A "Most likely to nap during meeting" coffee mug
• A "I'm not a morning person" eye mask