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Meetings are the bane of our existence. But today, we're going to make them even better with a healthy dose of caffeine.
| Decision | Result |
|---|---|
| Order extra-large coffee | Unleash inner productivity beast |
| Take 10-minute breaks | Risk spontaneous combustion due to boredom |
| Use 5-minute increments for breaks | Achieve optimal caffeine-to-human ratio |
Remember, folks, a well-timed meeting can be a beautiful thing. Especially when fueled by the right amount of caffeine.
Learn more about our Extra-Large Coffee Policy
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