John:** I got my cat a haircut today. It was 45 minutes of pure bliss.
Sarah:** I'm sure it was a real thrill-ride. Did you have to sign any releases?
John:** Ha! No, but I did have to sign a waiver for the cat's emotional trauma.
Jane:** I'm still recovering from the sneeze-fest of last week. I think I'm going to need therapy.
John:** I told you to bring tissues.
Jane:** Yeah, but those were not the right kind. They were like, 90% air.