Meetings. Because who doesn't love sitting in a room full of fluorescent lights, stale air, and existential dread?
Q: What is a ninja meeting?
A: It's when a team of highly trained professionals gather to plot and scheme, while pretending to work.
Q: How do I become a ninja meeting attendee?
A: Simply put on your favorite "I'm-a-listening" face, and voilà! You're one of us.
Q: Are ninja meetings really that effective?
A: Absolutely not. But who needs productivity when you can have PowerPoint presentations and free snacks?
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Or, if you're feeling adventurous, check out our Secret Meeting Society.
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