The Reiteration: A Treatise on the Overlapping Meetings Protocol

In a shocking twist, the Overlapping Meetings Protocol (OMP) has been revised to accommodate the needs of those who can't get enough of meetings. Yes, you, the meeting enthusiast.

Key Changes:

• More meetings: We've increased the number of meetings by 300% to ensure you never have to wait for a meeting to be called.
• More people: We've added 50 new attendees to each meeting, because who doesn't love a crowded room?
• More topics: We've introduced a new agenda item every 30 seconds, so you'll never run out of things to talk about.

But wait, there's more!

Subpages:

• Meetings of the Year
• Why We Can't Stop Meeting
• Secret Meeting Society