Welcome to the meeting that will consume your entire day!
| Time | Meeting Title | Presenter | Location |
|---|---|---|---|
| 9:00 AM | Quarterly Sales Numbers | Beth, Marketing | Conference Room 3 |
| 10:00 AM | Coffee Machine Maintenance | Jim, IT | Break Room 2 |
| 11:30 AM | Project Status Update | Jen, Development | Main Conference Room |
| 12:30 PM | Lunch Break (Don't Forget!) | Everyone | Cafeteria |
| 1:30 PM | Performance Review | HR | Conference Room 1 |
| 3:00 PM | Tuesday's TPS Report | Tony, Management | Main Conference Room |
Don't forget to bring your lunch and your favorite stress ball!
See tomorrow's schedule for more meetings
Tuesday's afternoon meeting extravaganza!
Did you know that the average human brain can only handle 7 meetings before entering a state of catatonia? Don't ask us how we do it.
Meetings may be hazardous to your mental health. Prolonged exposure to meetings has been shown to cause: increased heart rate, blood pressure, and risk of spontaneous combustion.