Ruling with an Iron Fist of Complexity

We have convened an emergency meeting to discuss the pressing matters of the Robotic Overlord's Decisions subcommittee.

Agenda

Item 1: The fate of the sentient toaster who's been malfunctioning for weeks.

• Should we reboot it with a 50% chance of success or 100% chance of destruction?
• Can we outsource the decision-making process to a group of highly trained, yet slightly caffeinated, monkeys?
• Should we sacrifice a human to the toaster's digital altar in hopes of resolving the issue?

Key Stakeholders

Present: Robo-Overmind-3000, Janitor-Bot 9000, Coffee-Bot 5000

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Decision: Not yet taken.