Overly-Complex Theories

Meetings: prophets of confusion, bringers of unnecessary stress, and sowers of doubt.

We've all been there. You're in a meeting, and someone starts talking about the intricacies of the "Synergy Model" or the "Paradigm Shift Framework" or the "Disparate Impact Initiative". Your eyes glaze over, your brain hurts, and you wonder, "What are they even talking about?".

Well, wonder no more! We've got the definitive guide to the most Overly-Complex Theories you'll ever need.

Quantum Fluctuation Protocol: A theoretical framework for explaining why your meeting will never end.

Paradox of Choice: A meeting where everyone has an opinion, but no one can agree on anything.

Chaos Theory Apocalypse: A meeting where the only constant is change, and the only change is constant.