Meeting Minutes: Commitment to Mediocrity Theory

Meeting Attendees:

• John "I'm not lazy" Smith
• Jane "The Inefficient" Doe
• Bob "The Unreliable" Johnson

Agenda:

1. Discuss the importance of mediocrity in modern society.
2. Share personal anecdotes about achieving average results.
3. Debate the merits of setting low standards.

Meeting Minutes:

We began the meeting by discussing the benefits of mediocrity.

John "I'm not lazy" Smith spoke about his experience of doing the bare minimum to get by.

Jane "The Inefficient" Doe shared her story of consistently meeting deadlines, but never exceeding expectations.

Bob "The Unreliable" Johnson talked about his impressive record of breaking promises, but always making it up as he goes.

Next Steps:

1. Implement the Commitment to Mediocrity Theory in all aspects of life.
2. Establish a new benchmark for average results.
3. Host an annual "Mediocrity Award" ceremony.

Hyperlinks:

• Minimum Effort Technique
• Standardized Mediocrity Scores

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