Minimum Effort Technique: The Art of Not Trying Too Hard

A Guide for the Utterly Disinterested

Step 1: Assume everyone else will do it for you. Don't bother checking if they actually will.

Step 2: Use the phrase "I meant to do that" whenever you forget something. Works every time.

Step 3: Set reminders, but don't actually follow them. They're just for show.

Step 4: When in doubt, just Google it. The internet will do the work for you. (It won't.)

1. The Art of Pretending to Care: Just fake it till you make it.