Step 3: The Art of Doing Nothing
Also known as the Art of Doing Nothing, this step involves mastering the ancient technique of staring blankly at a wall for extended periods of time.
By focusing on the wall, you'll achieve a state of pure nothingness, unencumbered by the burdens of productivity and efficiency.
For maximum results, we recommend setting the timer to 30 minutes, then 60 minutes, and finally, 90 minutes. The key is to push yourself to the limit of human sanity.
Proceed to Step 4: Advanced Procrastination Techniques, where you'll learn how to optimize your staring session with a selection of the finest, most obscure, and utterly useless facts from the world of science and history.