Present:

• Dr. Emily P. Brainstorm, Lead Researcher
• Dr. John D. Doberman, Theoretical Physicist
• Mrs. Sarah L. Nothing, Existential Philosopher

Summary:

We met to discuss the implications of quantum fluctuations in nothingness on our current understanding of reality.

Key Takeaways:

• We cannot prove the existence of nothingness, but we can prove that it's probably not just a phase.
• The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle is still relevant, but only if you're talking about something.
• We need to rebrand our lab as 'Nothingness Inc.' to attract more funding.