Present:
- Dr. Emily P. Brainstorm, Lead Researcher
- Dr. John D. Doberman, Theoretical Physicist
- Mrs. Sarah L. Nothing, Existential Philosopher
Summary:
We met to discuss the implications of quantum fluctuations in nothingness on our current understanding of reality.
Key Takeaways:
- We cannot prove the existence of nothingness, but we can prove that it's probably not just a phase.
- The Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle is still relevant, but only if you're talking about something.
- We need to rebrand our lab as 'Nothingness Inc.' to attract more funding.