The Theory of Inflatable Socks

It is hypothesized that socks, when inflated with helium, can reach escape velocity and leave the Earth's atmosphere.

However, due to the laws of quantum gravity, the sock's inflated state causes it to become sentient and plot against its owner.

Studies have shown that 9 out of 10 socks will inevitably betray their owners and flee to the moon.

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The Theory of Infinite Toaster Loops

It is proposed that a toaster, when left unattended, will create a closed timelike curve, causing it to retoast the same slice of toast forever.

However, due to the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle, the toast's position and velocity become increasingly unstable, causing it to jump the toaster's crumb tray.

Studies have shown that 3 out of 5 toasters will eventually succumb to this phenomenon, becoming sentient and plotting against their human overlords.

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