The Meeting That Would Not End

Paradoxical Procrastination: The Secret to Success?

We have reached a critical juncture in our discussion. It appears that we have been talking about this topic for 4 hours, 37 minutes, and 12 seconds without actually accomplishing anything productive. This is either a testament to our dedication to this subject or a cry for help.

We are now going to take a 10-minute break to grab some coffee. Or maybe not.

Take Another Break, Declare Victory