THE 3-POINT-RULE BULLETIN BOARD

Where the most important meeting notes are posted, and the coffee machine is always broken.

Meeting Notes

• Point 1: The meeting will not be cancelled, even if the CEO says it will. • Point 2: The free donuts are only for people who have been attending meetings for more than 2 hours. • Point 3: The meeting will end when the last person still awake has left.