Welcome to the meeting that will not end. Ever. We're not sure who scheduled this meeting, but it's definitely not going to end.
We've been here for 5 minutes, 10 minutes, 20 minutes... who's counting?
Is it a meeting or a hostage situation? We're not sure.
Our fearless leader, Bob, has been speaking for 37 minutes straight. We're not even sure he's still speaking, or if he's just been possessed by a spirit of endless words.
Some of you may be thinking, "But what about my lunch break?" Don't worry, we'll get to that... in 37 more minutes.
Want to know the agenda? Ha! There is no agenda. This is just a free-form meeting where we all just talk and talk and talk until the sun burns out.
So, what's the plan, Bob? What's the plan, Bob?
Warning: this meeting may be hazardous to your sanity.