Meeting Space Optimization Committee
We're a group of highly trained professionals who've been tasked with the daunting task of optimizing the layout and seating arrangement of our company's meeting spaces. Our motto: "We're not just optimizing, we're brutalizing."
Mission Statement:
Our mission is to reduce unnecessary small talk and increase productivity by 37% (or at least, that's what our data suggests). We achieve this by strategically placing chairs in a manner that maximizes elbow-to-elbow comfort, and carefully selecting the optimal number of whiteboards per meeting room.
Meet Our Team:
Meet our team of experts:
- Bob: The Seating Expert
- Jane: Whiteboard Whisperer
- Al: The Data Wizard
Recent Projects:
- Project: "The Optimal Meeting Shape"
- Project: "The 37% Productivity Boost"
- Project: "The Great Whiteboard Experiment"