We're not lazy, we're just conserving time. The following are our minimum design hacks to get you through those soul-sucking meetings.

1. The 3-Point Rule

Presenters, you have 3 points. That's it. Don't make us suffer through 10.

2. The Powerpoint-Free Zone

A meeting without powerpoint is like a hug without the hugger. It just doesn't make sense.

3. The 5-Minute Meeting

Because who needs more than 5 minutes of our collective attention span? Certainly not us.