"Why do we even have meetings? Is it just to fill up the room with the sound of our own voices? Can't we just send each other a group text and call it a day?" - John, CEO of Nothing
"I'm not sure what's more exhausting: the meeting itself or the 30 minutes we all spend discussing what to order for lunch."
"Can someone please just decide who's turn it is to use the copier already? I have a report to print."