Advanced Meeting Questions

Welcome, meeting attendees, to the most detailed, overly-verbose meeting in the history of meetings.

Agenda:

• 8:00 AM - 8:30 AM: Ice Breaking
• 8:30 AM - 9:00 AM: Introduction to the Meeting's Purpose and Objectives
• 9:00 AM - 10:00 AM: Detailed Discussion of the Meeting's Objectives
• 10:00 AM - 11:00 AM: Break
• 11:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Advanced Meeting Questions and Topics
• 12:00 PM - 1:00 PM: Lunch Break
• 1:00 PM - 3:00 PM: Wrap-up and Conclusion

Advanced Meeting Questions:

1. What is the meaning of life, and how does it relate to our meeting's objectives?
2. Should we take a 10-minute break to stretch and get a snack, or will that derail the momentum of the meeting?
3. Is it possible to have a meeting without a meeting minutes document, and if so, what's the point of even having a meeting?

And don't even get us started on the even deeper questions...