4-Project-Deadline-Extended: A Meeting of Despair

Meeting Minutes

Due to unforeseen circumstances, we are pleased to inform you that the project deadline has been extended... again.

As you can imagine, this is a great opportunity for us all to put our feet up and take a break from the impending doom of our own productivity.

However, we must remind you that this is not a paid vacation. You will still be expected to come back and stare at screens for an extra week, because deadlines are not just suggestions.

We will be serving free donuts and stale coffee to make the experience slightly more bearable.

Please find the following links useful:

• Meetings: Overly-Detailed Meetings (for more information on how many more times we will extend the deadline)
• Project Management: Extension Protocol (for guidelines on what constitutes a reasonable excuse)
• Productivity: Overload (for tips on how to survive the impending doom)