Overly Detailed Meetings: prophets of Unproductivity

Attendees:

• John Doe, Chief Prophet
• Jane Smith, Deputy Prophet
• Bob Johnson, Prophet-in-Training

Agenda:

1. Introduction to the Meeting: 10 minutes
2. Detailed discussion of the project's mission statement: 45 minutes
3. Unnecessary tangents and asides:ประก 1 hour 45 minutes

Decisions Made:

• We should totally do this thing!
• We should not do that thing, no way!
• We should do something else entirely, because reasons!

Next Steps:

• Create a 10-page document outlining the project's goals and objectives.
• Hold a 30-minute discussion on how to make the document more confusing.
• Assign a task force to create a flowchart illustrating the project's complexities.