7. Conclusion: We've Spent 7 Pages Discussing This, and Now We're Tired
And so, after 7 pages of excruciatingly detailed meetings, we've managed to conclude that our project is, in fact, still a thing we're doing.
We've discussed the intricacies of our project's scope, the finer points of its timeline, and the existential implications of its purpose. And now, as the clock strikes 5 PM on Friday, we're all ready to call it a day.
Next Steps:
Since we've reached peak meeting, it's time to move on to the fun part: actually doing some work. Our next meeting will be in 2 hours, when we'll regale each other with stories of our individual accomplishments.
Until then, enjoy your weekend, team!