So, we're all here. That's good. We're all here. That's, uh, good.
Chairperson, Bob, has been... um, chairing the meeting for about 45 minutes now. He's doing a great job of not getting too sidetracked by his phone.
Secretary, Jane, has been diligently recording the minutes, despite the fact that her cat is currently sitting on her keyboard and typing out a 500-page novel.
Refreshments will be served at 10:30 AM. Please bring your own coffee, as we are not made of money.
Meetings with this committee are currently scheduled for next Thursday at 2 PM. Please come prepared to do absolutely nothing.