The Art of Bailing: 101

Bailing 101: A Crash Course in Leaving Without Warning

Are you tired of attending meetings that make you question your life choices? Do you find yourself constantly wondering when it's acceptable to make a quick exit? Look no further than Bailing 101, the ultimate guide for those who refuse to be held hostage by conference rooms and PowerPoint presentations.

Built on the principles of stealth, subterfuge, and strategic scheduling, Bailing 101 will teach you the art of making a seamless exodus, leaving your coworkers bewildered but not too concerned.

Learn how to:

• Master the art of the "urgent phone call"
• Perfect the "I've got a sudden case of food poisoning"
• Develop a keen sense of "I need to get back to my desk to attend to some pressing matters"

And for the truly adventurous:

Learn how to:

• Conduct an emergency meeting evacuation
• Deploy the "I need to go grab a coffee, be right back"
• Engage in a high-stakes game of "who can exit the most quickly"

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