Meetings are like puzzles, except instead of pieces, you're trying to find the one person who actually knows what they're talking about.
Step 1: Introduction
- Introduce yourself, introduce your idea, and introduce the agenda.
- Repeat this three times, just to be sure everyone gets it.
Step 2: Agenda Item 1 - The Problem
- Define the problem. No, seriously, really define it. Use diagrams.
- Make sure everyone is on the same page. If not, just add more slides.
Step 3: Solution
- Propose the solution. Make sure it's not too complicated.
- Justify the solution. Use charts and graphs to make it look convincing.
Meetings are like a box of chocolates, except instead of getting a surprise, you get a PowerPoint presentation that puts you to sleep.
But don't worry! We have a special meeting for that.
Sleepytime 301: Because who needs focus, anyway?