Today's Special: "The Meeting Sandwich"
The meeting sandwich is a behemoth of a meal, designed to keep your brain fogged in for hours.
- Layer 1: 2 cups of stale coffee
- Layer 2: 3 layers of soggy bread
- Layer 3: 5 meetings worth of PowerPoint slides
Side effects may include:
- Excruciating boredom
- Severe eye strain
- Mild to moderate despair
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