Meetings for January 2023:
1. "New Year's Resolutions You'll Probably Break Anyway"
2. "Quarterly Goals and Objectives, or Something"
3. "Why We're Still Using Email as Our Primary Means of Communication"
Meetings for February 2023:
1. "Valentine's Day Singles Mixer"
2. "How to Make Your Colleagues Like You Without Actually Trying"
3. "The Art of Pretending to Listen While Your Mind Wanders"
Meetings for March 2023:
1. "Spring Breakdown of the Corporate Culture"
2. "The Joy of Micromanaging Your Subordinates"
3. "How to Turn Your Team's Vacation Time into a Never-Ending To-Do List"
Meetings for April 2023:
1. "Easter Egg Hunt for the CEO's Parking Spot"
2. "Why We're Still Using PowerPoint for Presentations (Because We're Not Lazy)"
3. "The Art of Passive-Aggressive Email Responses"
Meetings for May 2023:
1. "May the Fourth"
2. "The Joy of Red Tape and Bureaucracy"
3. "How to Make Your Meetings Last Longer by Introducing More Jargon"