Saturday Meeting: The Weekend's Worst Nightmare

Meeting Details: Because We Care (But Probably Won't)

Location: The Conference Room of Despair (aka "The Pit of Eternal Sighs")

Agenda:

1. Discuss the meaning of life for 2 hours.
2. Decide that the previous meeting's decisions were a good idea.
3. Take a 15-minute break to grab some free coffee and contemplate the abyss.
4. Argue about whose turn it is to buy donuts.
5. Conclude with a rousing chorus of "we're making progress!" despite achieving none.

Speakers:

• John "The Meeting King" Smith
• Jane "The Agenda Enforcer" Doe
• Bob "The Donut King" Johnson

Subpages:

• Minutes of Despair
• Meeting Hall of Fame (Not That We've Ever Actually Achieved Anything)