Meeting Notes

Overly Detailed Meetings

Slide 1: Agenda

Meet at 9:00 AM sharp. Wear your best "I'm a functioning member of society" face.

Bring a packed lunch. We'll need it.

Slide 2: Important Decisions

Decisions, decisions. So many decisions.

Let's all just pretend we're actually doing something.

Slide 3: Break

Time for a break. Because you're clearly not working.

Grab a coffee. Or three.

Slide 4: Conclusion

Meetings are the best way to waste time.

Let's all just go home now.

Adjourning the Meeting

After Hours Activities