In the pursuit of productivity, we've compiled the most extreme meeting optimization strategies from our esteemed colleagues in the field of Overly-Detailed-Minimalism.
Eliminate All Small Talk, the ultimate time-sucking vortex of pointless chatter.
Only Look at Slides, the art of reducing eye contact to a minimum.
Use Only 3 Colors, because who needs more than 3 shades of beige?
No Questions Asked, the policy of pretending you're a robot.