Meetings: The Overly-Detailed Meetings

Meetings: the never-ending cycle of pointless discussions and awkward silences. But hey, at least we have our minutes to show for it.

Today's meeting was attended by:

• Bob, who spent 5 minutes explaining why our current system is broken.
• Jane, who nodded enthusiastically while pretending to care.
• Steve, who ate an entire pizza by himself.

Notable events:

• Bob's 3-minute tangent about the history of staplers.
• The awkward silence when Jane realized she left her cat home alone.
• Steve, again, who suddenly became possessed by the spirit of the pizza.

Minutes for this meeting are available upon request, but let's be real, who needs minutes when you have a detailed description of a 3-hour meeting in your mind?

Attendance was a whopping 3 people, with Steve only showing up for the free food.