Meetings: because who needs actual work when you can just sit in a circle, stare, and pretend to care?
Meetings: where time is measured not by the passing of hours, but by the minutes until someone remembers the donuts in the break room.
Meetings: where the only thing more exciting than the meeting itself is the meeting about the meeting.
Meetings: because who needs focus when you can just talk in circles and call it "synergy"?
Meet with us for an excruciatingly in-depth analysis of the minute details of the meeting that we're already having.
Dive deeper into the depths of boredom, Or get lost in an ocean of pointless discussion.