Paralysis by Analysis: The Meeting That Wouldn't End

Day 1, Hour 12, Minute 47 and still going...

We're still here, and still discussing. The discussion, that is. The agenda has been covered, re-covered, and re-re-covered.

• Point 1: The importance of the color scheme in the new logo
• Point 2: The merits of using Comic Sans in the marketing materials
• Point 3: The feasibility of turning the conference room into a ball pit

Minute 1: The Color of the Day Minute 2: Snack Break Shenanigans

And so it continues...

Minute 1: The Color of the Day

Today's color: #f0f0f0 (Slightly-Off White)

We've decided to use this color for the new logo, and we're all in agreement that it's a terrible idea.

Alternative Colors for the Logo

Minute 2: Snack Break Shenanigans

The snack break has been a subject of much discussion. Should we have granola bars, or should we have donuts?

Some of us want to have both, but others are opposed to the idea of having both, because, you know, it's not that important.

• Option 1: Granola bars
• Option 2: Donuts
• Option 3: Both, because why not?

Both Snacks

Minute 3: The Feasibility of a Ball Pit

We've decided to turn the conference room into a ball pit, because, why not?

It's a great idea, and we're all in agreement that it's a terrible idea.

The CEO has offered to foot the bill, as long as we can prove that it's worth it.

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