Procrastination HQ is proud to present its highly anticipated, totally-not-late, completely-not-overdue agenda for the day!
Objective 1: Conquer the art of doing nothing by spending exactly 2 hours on a task that could've been done in 10 minutes.
Objective 2: Master the ancient art of multi-tasking by simultaneously browsing cat videos, checking social media, and playing Solitaire.
Learn Procrastination Techniques for maximum efficiency in doing nothing.
Stay tuned for the thrilling conclusion of our Overly Optimistic Agenda!