We are on track! The apocalypse will not come, I tell you, IT WON'T!
- We will finish the project by next Tuesday.
- We will accomplish this through sheer force of will.
- We will have 17 cups of coffee.
Current Status:
- Item 1: 50% complete (but we're on a roll)
- Item 2: 25% complete (just getting started)
- Item 3: 99% complete (just a formality)