MEETINGS: Overly Optimistic Agenda - Progress Tracking

Current Status: We're 97% complete!

Next Steps:

• 1. Make a To-Do list that's actually doable for once.
• 2. Prioritize tasks with an actual sense of urgency.
• 3. Actually meet the deadline.

Next Step 2: Prioritization

Progress Bar:

• 10%: Conceptualizing the plan
• 20%: Making PowerPoint
• 30%: Eating Cereal
• 40%: Realizing the deadline is today
• 50%: Panicking
• 60%: Pretending to be productive
• 70%: Actually getting work done
• 80%: Taking a 3-hour break to play video games
• 90%: Regretting the 3-hour break
• 97%: We're done!
• 100%: Celebrate (with excessive cake)