MEETINGS: Overly Optimistic Agenda - Progress Tracking
Current Status: We're 97% complete!
Next Steps:
- 1. Make a To-Do list that's actually doable for once.
- 2. Prioritize tasks with an actual sense of urgency.
- 3. Actually meet the deadline.
Next Step 2: Prioritization
Progress Bar:
- 10%: Conceptualizing the plan
- 20%: Making PowerPoint
- 30%: Eating Cereal
- 40%: Realizing the deadline is today
- 50%: Panicking
- 60%: Pretending to be productive
- 70%: Actually getting work done
- 80%: Taking a 3-hour break to play video games
- 90%: Regretting the 3-hour break
- 97%: We're done!
- 100%: Celebrate (with excessive cake)