Meetings: The Overly-Optimistic Meeting Technique Tips

Tip 1: Assume Everyone Loves Your Idea

Tip 2: Never Say "No", Just Say "Not Yet, But Maybe"

Tip 3: Visualize Success, Not Failure (But Let's Be Real, It's Probably Both)

When someone says "no", they're just saying "not now, but maybe later". Repeat it with me: "I'll get back to you on that."

Use phrases like "We're on a roll!" when you're really saying "We have a 50/50 chance of not totally messing this up."

Imagine the worst-case scenario, then multiply it by 10. That's your target.

Tip 4: Use "Synergistic" to Describe Any Old Thing

Tip 5: Never Leave the Meeting Without a Plan (Even If It's a Plan to Get Coffee)