MEETING 2: THE OVERLY OPTIMISTIC OUTLOOK

Today's Agenda:

• Review of the company's 500% growth rate
• Implementation of new, even more, productivity features
• Free pizza and ice cream cake for everyone!

Back to Meeting 1: The Overly Optimistic Plan Forward to Meeting 3: The Even More Overly Optimistic Vision

Our company has achieved 500% growth this quarter, and we're just getting started! We're on track to achieve 1000% growth next quarter, and 2000% growth the quarter after that!

			We are the future of productivity.
			We are the leaders of innovation.
			We are the champions of... well, you know.
		

Our team of experts will guide you through our latest productivity feature rollout.

• Productivity Feature 1: The Time-Eating Monster
• Productivity Feature 2: The Task-Torture Device
• Productivity Feature 3: The Never-Ending Meeting Generator

Disclaimer: Actual growth rates may vary, but our lawyers say we have to say this.

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