Welcome to the most amazing meeting you'll ever attend! In this inaugural meeting, our CEO, Boris "The Visionary" McGee will regale us with tales of our company's sure-to-be-massive success!
We'll be discussing our "Revolutionary New Product" and how it's going to disrupt the entire industry. Or, you know, maybe just sell some stuff.
Refreshments will be served! Well, actually, they'll be served, but they might not be very good. We'll also have a prize for the person who can correctly identify the flavor of the mystery meat in the "Free Lunch" buffet.