Overly Optimistic Resolution

We're glad you asked for this page. We were really, really hoping you'd be interested in this page.

We have made a list of all the things that will go right!

We will make more money than we ever thought possible!
We will make everyone happy and content!
We will have the best snacks in the world!
We will never, ever, ever have a meeting that lasts more than an hour!

All hail the Overly Optimistic Resolution!