Dear valued employees, stakeholders, and random passerby!
We are thrilled to announce that our project, "Meetings: Overly Optimistic Resolution," is proceeding with reckless abandon and unwavering enthusiasm!
We've made some fantastic breakthroughs, including but not limited to:
- Our team has successfully managed to schedule 12 meetings for this quarter, each with an average duration of 4 hours!
- We've reduced our meeting minutes by 0.5% through the introduction of a new, cutting-edge meeting-adjacent technology!
- We've increased our meeting snacks budget by 200%, because, let's be real, you can never have too much free food!
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