Minute by Minute Breakdown of Eternal Meetings of the Doomed

Here, time is measured not by seconds, but by the length of our collective eye-rolling.

As you scroll through this page, you'll see the agony, the ecstasy, the never-ending PowerPoint presentations...

0:01 - The Meeting Begins

• The Chairperson attempts to summarize the agenda.

0:02 - The Meeting Descends into Madness

• Someone starts using Comic Sans.
• Someone else starts talking about their weekend.

0:03 - The Meeting Transcends the Limits of Human Endurance

• The air conditioning breaks, and the meeting room becomes a sauna.
• Someone mentions 'synergy' for the first time.

0:04 - The Aftermath

• The meeting adjourns, but the trauma lingers.

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