Agenda for Today's Meeting (Which Will Probably Run Late)

9:00 AM - 9:15 AM

• Roll Call: Please state your name, job title, and any relevant caffeine intake.
• Review of the Review: Go over last week's minutes to ensure everyone is on the same page... and to see who forgot to do what.
• Agenda Item 1: "The Important Thing That Must Be Done Today That Will Change Everything".
• Agenda Item 2: "A Thing That Can Wait Until Tomorrow, But We'll Do It Today Because That's Just How We Do."
• Agenda Item 3: "The Meeting That Will Probably Go On for Hours Because We Forgot to Set a Time Limit".