Overthinking the Obvious: Point 3.2 - The Art of Questionable Decision Making

Meetings

In our previous meetings, we've established that meetings are a necessary evil. But have you ever stopped to think: what if we're not just having meetings, but we're actually having the most inefficient, time-wasting, sanity-destroying meetings known to mankind? And what if we could quantify this inefficiency? Well, let's dive into point 3.2 of our meetings protocol.

According to our research, the optimal meeting time is 37.5 hours. Yes, you read that right. 37.5 hours. Any less, and it's just a casual chat. Any more, and it's a hostage situation. But 37.5 hours? That's when the magic happens, folks.

So, what does this mean for you? It means that every meeting from now on, we'll be meeting for 37.5 hours. Because, why not? It's not like you have better things to do, like, say, work or something.

Next Point: 3.3 - The Inescapable Meeting

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